Cheapest Bribes in Asia?

I spend allot of time in Asia and it is a givin that if you do that you are going to run into a cop somewhere that is going to have a hand out trying to get money from you. I used to say that I would like to help you but it is against the law in the US to pay bribes to government officials which as a police officer and a official of a foreign government you would be asking me to break a law in my own country.

Now I understand that giving the cop money might not necessarily qualify as a bribe if I am not trying to change his views with compensation, or if I am not being treated any differently than anyone else it would then be seen as a expedition fee. Myself I like to think of them as point of use tax's

I was taught that the only thing's that are guaranteed are tax's and death which if you don't pay to a hungry cop in Asia you might get to experience both at the same time.

So I now happily give my money to each and every cop in Asia that asks knowing that I am not breaking the law in spirit and in my own small way am paving the way for fairer and gentler corruption in foreign lands.

So what is the way to get the cheapest bribes and fees in Asia? Beats the hell out of me they got me twice in the same week here in paradise and they have the unmitigated audacity to give me a lecture to boot to make them selves feel better for being crooks.

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